words of the wise

-Elder Winfree: You may need to reavaluate your relationship with God

-J: We should talk about shoes. Who knew what 6 months without heels could do to ya

Sister Murray:

-I came outta the womb liking boys. They never had cooties

-If I shiver one more time I'm going to pee my pants (#whoeversaysAlabamaisn'tcoldisaliar)

-It's a southern thing...you wouldn't understand

-We just made enough rice to feel all of china for a day

-Brother Messervy: "Here, Sisters! Have some Hershey's Kisses! There the only kisses you're gonna get for a while.

" B: "Ain't that the truth."

-Us: "What kind of sick is he?" Elder Mayer: "All kinds"

J: "Hi, we're missionaries for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.."

"Ummm....we're Methodist"

B: "Hola, somos misioneras de La Iglesia de Jesuscristo de los Santos de los Ultimos Dias"

"Somos Catolicos"

J: "Hi, we're missionaries for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints."

"Oh! Mormons! I'm a Southern Baptist. There's a world of difference between us."

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-J: (after seeing an old man in a sweater and plaid) "I just can't wait to be an old man"